Gizmo Breaks Waterfall record and several vital organs

Your not going to believe this! Just when you thought waterfall records were safe, Gizmo, the mysterious paddler from Norway has blown us all away! We had previously been worried that releasing this footage would encourage the wrong direction in kayaking, but it appears its OK. We would like to point out that Gizmo was seriously hurt on this run and would NOT recommend a 2nd Descent attempt.

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Gizmo has now taken up a new job at Sweet Helmets as chief impact tester!